Scene: Brunch at Kahvedan, which is my new favorite restaurant because it has the best French toast in the world, and serves English breakfast with real bacon.
Carpetblogger: "My new house is too hard to clean. It's bigger and has three floors and is very dusty. And I have to carry the vacuum upstairs. It is a burden and a disincentive to house cleaning."
Bentonator: "Maybe you need two vacuums, one for the top and one for the bottom floor."
Carpetblogger: "Yes! That's exactly what I need. Three would be even better."
It's easy for me to feel smug about not having having a microwave or a dryer because I don't really miss them (well, I don't miss the dryer very often). But two vacuums would really make my life a lot more convenient....