Shiny new recycling scheme may displease professors via Extra Extra
Faustin, Nancy, Sarah and Nadine pose in front of a PoubelKin banner in Kintambo, Kinshasa
Wonders never cease. A new private initiative is being launched to collect and - ta da! - recycle household rubbish.
Piles of rubbish had become such a fact of life in Kinshasa that it’s become a cliché to call it Kin-la-Poubelle. As you’d expect, a lot of this is already recycled, since people in difficult circumstances become adept at finding a use for everything. But lots more is burned, releasing toxins into the atmosphere, or left to lie around in suppurating heaps that mosquitos just love, or title=”blog post by Du Cabiau à Kinshasa - a volunteer with Belgian Cooperation”>thrown into drains to be washed into the river (often blocking them and causing floods).... Home economics and Article 15 via Extra Extra
Human traffic lights, some call them
Continuing the theme of my last post, travel writer Chuck Thompson describes a couple more entertaining close encounters with hard-up Congolese officials who are still adepts of Mobuto’s notorious Article 15: “Debrouillez vous” or “Fend for yourself”:
1. The passport inspector (DGM?):
“Do you know what I make in salary each month?” the official asked me.
When I said I hadn’t the foggiest, he shook his head plaintively, scribbled something on the paper and turned it around for me to read: “Par roi [mois] 22,000 FRC = $45.”
“That’s not much of a salary,” I said.
“It is a crime that a man in a position as revered as yours is not remunerated more fittingly,” added Henri, my local traveling companion and... A dash of hope via Extra Extra
Cacophony via Extra Extra
Adieu, Grande Baleine via Extra Extra
Farewell to a legend
Sometime last year, I was listening to a rhumba band in a Kinshasa pizza restaurant. Reacting to the opening chords of the Franco classic ‘Mario’, a fellow diner of impressive girth stood up and gestured for the microphone. I didn’t recognise him, but an awestruck waiter told me that the big man had once been part of Franco’s TPOK Jazz. As he sang, he danced with one arm around the waist of a somewhat slimmer woman, like this:
He was Bialu Madilu, also known as Multi Système, Grand Pharaoh, Grand Ninja, Sa Majesté and Grande Baleine. Born in Matadi, in the province of Bas Congo, he sang with Simaro and Tabu Ley Rochereau before joining TPOK Jazz. Sadly, he died on Saturday, and all of Kinshasa is in mourning. Radio stations have been... Trousers need alteration, eyewitnesses say via Extra Extra
Roll up, roll up! Mundele visits tailor’s workshop!
Expats who venture beyond their habitual haunts tend to attract a lot of attention. Yesterday I visited a tailor (couturieur) whose workshop is a converted shipping container with chipboard walls decorated with myriad chalked measurements and an array of colourful bolts of cloth. Within minutes, the place was full of curious onlookers who took turns to interview me on all aspects of my life.
This sort of thing can be bothersome for those who prefer to be left alone, but it’s much more fun for everyone if you play along and engage in a bit of repartee.... Tutaonana via Light in the Heart of Darkness
In a funny twist of fate, this week marks both the fourth anniversary of the first time I came to Congo as well as my departure from Congo.For the time being, I'm headed back to the land of sushi, bagels and friends who've known me since before I could go down the block by myself forget about leave the continent all together. I'll be back on this side of the world again before too long, though not in Kinshasa. No doubt I'll find myself back in Congo again at some point.So I'll sign off for now with tutaonana (Swahili for see you...
Moving in the right direction via Light in the Heart of Darkness
After two days of fighting, Kinshasa is starting to quiet down.Bemba's forces are surrendering -- mostly to MONUC where they have a better chance of their Geneva Convention rights being upheld. Civilian traffic is slowly becoming more frequent as those stuck in their offices make a break for home before dark, but embassies are still advising staying indoors until tomorrow.We heard that those among Bemba's troops who have not surrendered are hiding out in several quartiers of la cite. The government has announced that the FARDC (nat'l army) and the GSSP (Kabila's presidential guard) will go door to door tomorrow looking for Bemba fights and hidden arms stores.Five of our party of nine already made a break for home -and arrived safety- but I'm a little more conservative and am hoping to...
Holding pattern via Light in the Heart of Darkness
On Monday morning, a colleague of mine had a meeting with an ambassdor in Brazzaville but couldn't go because the beach (river port) was closed due to a major downpour. Isn't it funny, I said, how in the part of the world, rain can bring things to a total halt? Sure enough, half of our staff didn't show up until 11am.Now, as I stare at her in the same room we've been sitting in for the last two days, we laugh about what might have happened if only it had started pouring again yesterday. But alas, that wasn't our fate.There are no numbers yet on the death toll though a friend in Belgium says the news there is reporting about 60 dead. As Fred points out, at this point most of the concern is around the risk of looting (and around my cat, of course, who's now spent two days alone).MONUC has...
The shot heard round Kinshasa via Light in the Heart of Darkness
I'm sure y'all are wondering how did this all start? After all, Kabila's troops had been in a standoff outside of Bemba's compound for the last week, with MONUC standing by and watching.The story I got is that Kabila and Bemba were actually in negotiations with William Swing, head of the UN mission here, when the fighting broke out. If you've been following along, Bemba was ordered to disarm his personal security force by midnight Thursday last week and integrate into the national army, FARDC. The security force would then be replaced by 12 policemen. Swing was trying to negotiate for a few extra men for Bemba and that he could pick his guards from among his men. The negotiations were apparently going well.But then an FARDC truck drove by the standoff and one of Bemba's men fired on...
Still in purgatory via Light in the Heart of Darkness
Life in Kinshasa has returned to what passes for normal around here, which was clear from last night’s visit to la cité, where loud music rules the streets and the advert Action Skol! promises one free Skol beer for every two purchased.Last week’s bullet holes have begun to fade into the damage from August, although the talk around town is still on the fighting and what’s left to come. Everyone has their tale of where they got stuck and when they ran out of phone credit, cell phone battery, beer. A friend joked: Driving around, it looks like the city was totally destroyed. But then, it looked like this before! And everyone has their own theory on what will happen next, whether things will stay quiet or spark up again.Bemba is still at the South African Embassy residence, where he...
Blackout season via Light in the Heart of Darkness
Imagine this: you arrive home from a rough day of drinking beer by the pool, only to discover that due to yet another power outage, you will be hiking the 8 flights of stairs to your apartment. Not for the first time, you wonder what made you decide to live in a building with no backup generator.We've had 'power fluctuations' courtesy of SNEL (the municipal power company) nearly every day for the past two or three months and it's been getting old. REGIDESO (the municipal water company) has not been much better.So last week's cartoon in the paper (translation: It's his fault! No, it's his!) got a bitter laugh from all who had enough light to read by.Which brings me to my favourite Congo joke:What did Congolese do for light before kerosene...
A girl’s best friend? via Light in the Heart of Darkness
I was having a few beers and roasted goat with some workmates at a Kinshasa terrace last night, when for the first time since I came to Africa, a hawker wandered over to us to display his pricey wares: raw diamonds. Friends from my Namibia days will remember my indignation at having never been offered diamonds (am I that scruffy-looking?!), but in truth, I am not one for glittering rocks.Amnesty International offers these words on the diamond trade:To many people, diamonds symbolize love, happiness or wealth. However, for many others, they mean conflict, misery and poverty. In some African countries, such as the Democratic Republic of Congo, profits from the unregulated diamond trade are used to fund armed conflicts. As a result, tens of thousands of civilians have over the past years...
Rien que la verité via Light in the Heart of Darkness
What better way to spent a Saturday night in Kinshasa than hearing live to the biggest Congolese musicians around. Last night was the concert for the ABCD - Rien que la Verité album at the main stadium. Rien que la Verité (Only the Truth) is a US Embassy project which collected 14 of the top Congolese musicians make an album raising awareness about HIV/AIDS surrounding the 4 main messages:AbstinnenceBonne fidelitéCondomsDépistage (Testing) While official data shows Congo's HIV prevalence at 4.5%, it is suspected that many areas where there have been foreign militaries operating or which have road access to higher-prevalence countries such as Zambia and Rwanda, have significantly higher rates of infection (UNAIDS speculates up to 20% in conflict-affected areas). Unfortunately...
Waiting for change via Extra Extra
The ritual wait for transport in Kinshasa
It is five months since the Supreme Court confirmed Kabila as the winner of the DRC’s presidential elections, and four months since he took office, encouraging onlookers by pledging his commitment (not for the first time), to all sorts of Good Things. Judging by the new government’s first quarter results, though, clobbering dissent appears to be a higher priority than establishing democracy, human rights and the rule of law.
And despite their huge investment in the election process itself, the UN and the rest of the international community has not made a particularly tough stand on those issues, either. Reaction to the disproportionate use of deadly force against a trouble-making sect in Bas-Congo was remarkably muted, but some diplomats... Ex-car via Extra Extra
Tikala malamu via Extra Extra
I don’t generally trade in sunsets, but this one seems appropriate, for I am leaving the Congo for a couple of months.
For the first time, I find I can think about my imminent departure - and contemplate return - with something like equanimity. I may well make it all the way to the airport without chewing through my seatbelt, and on arrival, I’m reasonably confident that I can contain the urge to gawp foolishly at ordinary shops, smooth tarmac and other marvels.
What does this mean? Maybe it means that Kinshasa is part of my world now.
Extra Extra will of course strive to chart a steady course through whatever psycho-geographic turbulence lies ahead (and to celebrate being in places where cameras don’t get a second glance). If it’s Congolaiserie you’re... His Excellency, Papa Wemba via Extra Extra
Papa Wemba, King of Rumba, dressed for the occasion
MAG and UNICEF have had the bright idea of signing up Congolese music legend Papa Wemba as their Ambassador against Landmines.
I have a great video clip of the dapper gent performing Show Me the Way at the ceremony last night, and will seek have permission to show it here, in the name of mine action diplomacy :... Café Mozart via Extra Extra
Geneviève, a trainee waitress, with freshly made strüdel. (More photos on Flickr.)
While still besieged the other day, I mentioned my fear that ‘a casualty of the conflict has been our new Viennese café, so badly needed, which opened only on Monday.’ This prompted a few concerned enquiries and even a suggestion that I might have succumbed to stress-induced delusion.
Gun battles are not good for business, unless security’s your game. But I am happy to report that Café Mozart has survived its turbulent opening week and is up and running again. There are a few bullet holes in the smart yellow façade, but luckily nobody was hurt and the place was not looted.
Café Mozart is run by a group of Salesian nuns, with funding from private donors in Austria, and Caritas. Profits... Work to do via Extra Extra
What’s new? via Extra Extra
As Bemba packs his bags for Portugal, what’s left of his house and TV stations have been looted by government troops, and his radio stations have been silent since being shut down the day before the fighting started.
This week, I have had a number of meals and meetings in places with bullet holes in the windows. The atmosphere seems normal enough until you notice a thousand-yard stare or a trembling hand.
It hardly made the news, did it? The BBC and agency reporters have been working hard, but I can just imagine the editors in their morning meetings, asking just what’s new about a little more fighting in Congo. I could understand July’s ‘historic’ elections being overshadowed by the crisis in Lebanon, but it was strange that our latest drama should have been... Run or hide? via Extra Extra
Time to take stock via Extra Extra
A question of confidence via Extra Extra
Keeping on keeping on via Extra Extra
Then I Saw the Congo via Extra Extra
I have just finished reading Then I Saw the Congo, a 1920’s travel memoir by Grace Flandrau, a novelist from Minnesota who shared an editor with F. Scott Fitzgerald. (It happens that her biography is being published this spring.)
I had misgivings about the title (see below), but found Flandrau’s writing pleasantly unburdened by the conventions of the adventure travel genre, and she disparages - even mocks - the then-fashionable pastimes of shooting large animals and ill-treating ‘the natives’.
Since the book is long out-of-print (Nayembi discovered it in an antique book shop in Lilongwe), I’ll spare you a review and transcribe some of the more memorable passages instead.
First impressions of Kinshasa:
At first glance Kinshasa gives one the rather... Missing: one traffic stand via Light in the Heart of Darkness
As avid followers may remember, last month I wrote to you about the new traffic stand discovered in my commuting path. I can safely report that in the interim the stand has not once been manned by an agent of the state, or anyone else for that matter.So I should not have been surprised yesterday morning when I noticed the stand was missing as I cruised by.Was it simply easier to remove the traffic stand than to place someone in it? Or was it perhaps moved to a needier location?There’s no phantom memory of the stand in traffic patterns as there is with potholes that are suddenly and surprisingly filled in. One can only hope that the new government makes a more lasting...
The War against Hassles via Extra Extra
A post-electoral privy.
In an inspired example of recycling prowess, someone has found a new use for all those election banners with which the city was briefly festooned last year. Likewise, many of the cardboard posters have been transformed by origami into vending trays for peanuts, pens, cigarettes, medicinal twigs, and the like.
I’ve just seen a sneak preview of the new government’s agenda. My favourite line promises: “la lutte contre toutes formes de tracasseries dont sont victimes les populations et les hommes d’affaires“. It translates quite awkwardly: ‘the struggle against all forms of nuisance of which the population and business-men are victims’.
Quite apt, on the day we learn that DRC remains the hardest place in the world to do business.... Chemin de fer via Extra Extra
With only two trains a day, the railway is also a popular footpath...